Letter from a Dev Dinosaur
Dear Hipster Coders,
If you fashionably hate OOP,
but your fulltime job is writing OOP,
but your “OOP” code is full of 🤬🤬🤬🤬-ing switch-case statements,
then you don’t hate OOP,
and you aren’t cool and trendy.
You’re trapped in 80s
writing bad PASCAL,
and we’re here for you
when you finally realize
that polymorphism wasn’t invented
for your testing framework.
With Love,
The Dev-Dinosaurs
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